Do this for me please

Dec 20, 2004 22:26

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guess who *messed up the first one* anonymous December 21 2004, 04:23:30 UTC
what would you do if....

I cried: give u jolly ranchers
I asked you to help: throw you a life preserver and tell you help urself
I died from natural causes: find the natural disaster and kick its ass
I said I liked you: whatt since when
I kissed you: i'd run away from joe
I started smoking: make u drop it like it's hawwt
I stole something: make u share it with me
I was hospitalized: visit and play battleship
I ran away from home: make u live in my basement
I got in a fight and you were there: join and help u kick his/her ass not that u would need it but still
I got pregnent: whoops :-P
I got dumped: be ur rebound date
I pissed you off: eat carrots

What Do You Think Of My...

Personality: rainbow
Eyes: mmmm green
Face: tastes like bubble gum
Hair: flowww
Clothes: none is better
Voice: like the angels
Humor: guy humor, it's a plus
Choice of music: good stuff
Manerisms: whatisms
Family: nascar dadddd
Body: ;)
Friends: my friends!
Decisions: funny

Would You...

Be my friend: no. jp.
Tell me the truth no matter what: yes
Lie to make me feel better: nah
Spread rumors about me: nah
Keep a secret if I told you one: i'd tell my teddy bear
Loan me some cash: perhaps.
Hold my hand: surely
Take a bullet for me: hell no, maybe if i tripped yeah.
Keep in touch: of course
Try and solve my problems: i can't solve my own probs, i'm tarded
Love me: i heart you
Have Sex with me: if joe was cool with it, i'm game
Ditch me: no wayy
Use me: u can use me if u want
Date me: dinner, movie, then jumping jacks
Rape me: rape me!
Beat me up: yes. ur going down :-P
Get me drunk so you could have sex with me: hell no. i use roofies. :-P
Stab me: with my moshi pillow.

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