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So, I'm a wanted man and I work for a company with a big giraffe. I work seasonal midnights for said company along with working at extreme gymnastics. I just got done being the hottest stockboy in the world, and I have to go to work at extreme at 8:30. Then I have to get this warrant taken off my head. I don't want to go to jail. I've made a lot of really poor decisions of late, and that shit's gonna change for reals, and fast. I would really like to become the sweetest literature teacher in the world, or at least in whatever state I end up in. High school literature, where I get to crush the dreams of impressionable adolescents after creating beautiful optimistic hopeful possibilities for them. No,