What?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, me_actor_ug sent to me...
Twelve wales drumming
Eleven friends piping
Ten faeries a-leaping
Nine books acting
Eight whales a-blacksmithing
Seven dragons a-gaming
Six movies a-beekeeping
Five bri-i-i-itish accents
Four sea shanties
Three pointy ears
Two renaissance faires
...and a theatre in a poetry.