Anybody want a car?
http://madison.craigslist.org/car/401824651.html
This car was the king of its day. With top of the line 1980s amenities like power windows (still functional), power locks (not always functional) and heat/ air conditioning you will love sitting completely still wherever you position the vehicle. Worried about car theft? Through the magic of engine damage this vehicle is virtually unstealable.
Let us talk for a moment about the wonders of 1980s design. With matching beige interior and exterior this land yacht will be the pride of your driveway. all three matching hubcaps will gleam in the setting sun as you sit immobile appreciating the beauty of now.
*This luxury automobile is perfect for agorophobes, people with heart conditions, people who always lose their keys, student drivers and people who never learned to drive.
*Don't need a car? Think of nice this will look in your driveway. It's a status symbol free from the hampering of today's high gas prices.
*Are you a redneck? Add this to your garden collection.
This nostalgia-mobile is in need of some work.
-It suffers from a blown rod which means the engine needs to be replaced.
-The head liner is falling in. It is still suspended and can be easily repaired with a blade.
-There is an oil leak which may be repaired with the repacment of the engine.
Here are some cool things about it though.
+The brakes were replaced about two weeks before it stopped moving.
+The fuel line was replaced about two months ago.
+The tires still have plenty of good tread.
+Working A/C-Heat
+Power windows
+Cloth seats
This fine piece of machinery can be yours for $75 or to the best offer. You can come get it at the exciting Bristol Renaissance Faire or I will gladly have it towed anywhere within 50 miles of 12550 120th Avenue Kenosha, WI (The Bristol Raniassance Faire, where fantasy rules).
This car was the king of its day. With top of the line 1980s amenities like power windows (still functional), power locks (not always functional) and heat/ air conditioning you will love sitting completely still wherever you position the vehicle. Worried about car theft? Through the magic of engine damage this vehicle is virtually unstealable.
Let us talk for a moment about the wonders of 1980s design. With matching beige interior and exterior this land yacht will be the pride of your driveway. all three matching hubcaps will gleam in the setting sun as you sit immobile appreciating the beauty of now.
*This luxury automobile is perfect for agorophobes, people with heart conditions, people who always lose their keys, student drivers and people who never learned to drive.
*Don't need a car? Think of nice this will look in your driveway. It's a status symbol free from the hampering of today's high gas prices.
*Are you a redneck? Add this to your garden collection.
This nostalgia-mobile is in need of some work.
-It suffers from a blown rod which means the engine needs to be replaced.
-The head liner is falling in. It is still suspended and can be easily repaired with a blade.
-There is an oil leak which may be repaired with the repacment of the engine.
Here are some cool things about it though.
+The brakes were replaced about two weeks before it stopped moving.
+The fuel line was replaced about two months ago.
+The tires still have plenty of good tread.
+Working A/C-Heat
+Power windows
+Cloth seats
This fine piece of machinery can be yours for $75 or to the best offer. You can come get it at the exciting Bristol Renaissance Faire or I will gladly have it towed anywhere within 50 miles of 12550 120th Avenue Kenosha, WI (The Bristol Raniassance Faire, where fantasy rules).