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ive been here for 15 hours and already the antics have begun.
my mom said this to me this morning at panera..."your grandfather has started to ration the amount of toilet paper granny uses. she is allowed no more than 2 squares and he has figured out that he can monitor this by counting them off and handing them to her. i dont know how she does it because i have a big butt and a big butthole...a lot of poop comes out of there. i would need more than two squares."
subsequently, this caused me to inhale a piece of souffle through my nose because of the laughter. it still hurts.
my mom said this to me this morning at panera..."your grandfather has started to ration the amount of toilet paper granny uses. she is allowed no more than 2 squares and he has figured out that he can monitor this by counting them off and handing them to her. i dont know how she does it because i have a big butt and a big butthole...a lot of poop comes out of there. i would need more than two squares."
subsequently, this caused me to inhale a piece of souffle through my nose because of the laughter. it still hurts.