Snarky review on Amazon

[mdperera]

So I was reading reviews for one of Terry Goodkind's novels. I'm used to long, snarky reviews, partly because  I've written quite a few of my own. This one's short and pithy, though.



"This is literally the worst book, and Goodkind is literally the worst man.

I hope seals eat him."

I'm picturing a crowd of those adorable white baby seals all macking on a writer's hapless corpse now. Best line ever.