Where's Ddangkoma? {One-shot}
Title: Where's Ddangkoma?
Length: Oneshot
Rating: Storyline G, Language Pg-13
Summary: Yesung can't find his pet turtle Ddangkoma ^^.
Warning: Written in boredom.
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Yesung(Noun): One of the main vocalists of Super Junior. Has a weird personality, favorite sport is collecting bugs, and has the ever rare "Touching others philtrums" disorder.
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As everyone knows, Yesung has a weird personality. But because of that, he's loved by many. And why not add to his weird behavior by getting a pet turtle randonmly? So that's exactly what he did. He named it Ddangkoma - it means little sweet potato. He told everyone that he was bored, thus, he bought a turtle. Did it get rid of Yesung's boredom? No. He said he grew more bored after getting it.
Nevertheless, since he already gotten it, he would spend at least 30 minutes before dinner, talking to it, asking,"How was your day, Ddangkoma? Did you do anythig interesting? Blink once for yes, twice for no."
That was his daily rountine, before dinner everyday. But as we sane people know, turtles do not respond to humans. Ddangkoma response to Yesung would either he blink his eye, making Yesung excited, and believing he was a turtle whisperer. Or Ddangkoma would just close his eyes, apparently, sleeping.
But one day Ddangkoma went missing.
Yesung just came home, from another day full of schedules. He threw his keys down on the counter, and put his bag down on the couch. He went into his room, that he shared with Ryeowook, took a quick shower, and was about to take Ddangkoma out of his tank to clean it, when he noticed the turtle wasn't there.
Franticly, he ran out of his room, shouting, "Ddangkoma?!?!?!?! Ddangkoma?!?!?!? Where are you?!?!?!?"
Everyone who was in the dorm was startled. Ryeowook, who was in the kitchen cooking dinner, dropped his ladle. Shindong, who was getting a glass down from the cupboard, lost his grip on the cup, and dropped it, glass shattering everywhere. Eunhyuk, who was practicing a new dance in his room was so startled by the yelling and the glass shattering, that he fell down flat on his butt, and Kangin, who was watching televsion threw a pillow at Yesung, shouting," Shut up!". Not only was the whole dorm startled, the members on the 12th floor could hear Yesung's frantic yelling.
Going from one room to another, he went looking for Ddangkoma.
"Ddangkoma! Are you here? Little Sweet Potato, are you in here? No? Ddangkoma! Answer me! Stop playing hide and seek!"
After searching from room to room, he still couldn't find Ddangkoma. He went into the living room, where everyone was now gathered. He started to become suspicious. Maybe Ddangkoma wasn't playing hide and seek. Maybe he was..kidnapped. Yesung started to interogate his members, one by one.
"Ryeowook!" Yesung shouted, making his way over to the kitchen. The yelling startled Ryeowook again, and almost made him drop his laddle, but he caught it before it hit the ground, he then turned around glaring at Yesung.
"What is it...oppa?" Ryeowook said, through clenched teeth, but still tried to sound cute.
'Oppa?" Yesung questioned. "Don't try that cutesy oppa stuff with me. You took Ddangkoma." Yesung turned his gaze toward the pot that was currently boiling on the stove. "Oh my god. And you're cooking him. Your making turtle soup. I thought you loved me. How could you cook my turtle?" Yesung questioned a confused Ryeowook.
"W-what? Of course I love you. And why would I take Ddangkoma, and make him into a soup? That would be disgusting." Ryeowook said, with a somewhat disgusted look on his face.
Accepting Ryeowook explanation, Yesung looked around for his next suspect, Kangin.
"Ya! Kangin! You killed Ddangkoma with your huge hands. I know you always hated him. So you killed him. Admit it. Admit what you did!" Yesung yelled, charging towards Kangin, who was sitting on the couch.
A frustrated Kangin yelled back, "Ya! Why would I waste my time killing your stupid turtle? Now go away before I crush your huge head, with my huge hands." Yesung, who was pretty much scared of Kangin didn't dare to bother him again. He went along to another member, who just came out from his room,
"Eunhyuk!!!" Yesung yelled, "It was you," Yesung pointed an accusing finger in Eunhyuk's direction. "You stepped on my Ddangkoma while you were practicing your dancing. Didn't you?!?"
Eunhyuk, who was still sore from the fall he had just now was shocked by Yesung's accusation. He shook his head vigorously and said, "Hyung...How could you think that? I don't even practice dancing in your room, which is where Ddangkoma is always at, so how could I have possibly stepped on him?" And then he sat at the sofa, joining Shindong who was putting on a bandage, for a cut he got while picking up the glass pieces.
Yesung eyes moved from Eunhyuk to Shindong. Frantically, he started shouting again, "Ya!! Shindong! You ate my turtle. Ryeowook made you turtle soup, and then you ate it, right?!?!?!"
Ryeowook, who overheard from the kitchen yelled back to him, " Yesungie! I SAID I DIDN'T COOK DDANGKOMA AND MAKE TURTLE SOUP!! WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD EAT TURTLE SOUP?!?! IT'S DISGUSTING!!!"
Pretty much ignoring Ryeowook, Yesung continued to glare at Shindong. Shindong just shrugged, not really interested in the situation.
Just then the doorbell rang, Leeteuk walked into the dorm, curious of what all the yelling was about. Without any warning or explanation, Yesung started to drill Leeteuk with questions.
"Leeteuk Hyung!! You did it didn't you?!?!"
Leeteuk was confused at the sudden question. "I did? What exactly did I do?"
"You know exactly what you did."
"I don't know what I did. What did I do?"
"You did it. I know you did. Now why did you do it?"
"I did what? I don't know what I did! How am I suppose to tell you why I did something. When I don't even know what I did? Now what did you do?"
"You don't know what you did? I didn't do anything. AHHHHH!! Where is my Ddangkoma?!?!?!"
Eeteuk looked at Yesung as though he was half-crazy. And again, he went on to interogate another member. This time, it was Sungmin, who just came out of the bathroom, from showering.
"You!" Yesung yelled, whipping around from facing Leeteuk, and pointing an accusing finger at Sungmin. "Ya! Pink-Bunny Boy!! You took Ddangkoma didn't you. You were jealous of him so you took him, and threw him off the balcony!!"
Sungmin who didn't know what happened looked at him and said," So you've finally gone mad?" He ignored his Hyung and went off to his bedroom to change.
"Wow. I didn't know you could go somewhere you were already at." Heechul who just walked in the dorm, with Hankyung trailing behind him, said sarcasticly. They walked over to the couch and sat down.
Perfect more suspects... Yesung thought to himself.
"Ya! Heechul, Hankyung where were you two just now?" Yesung questioned them.
Heechul crossed his legs, and folded his hands around one of his knees, "Oh, we were just fucking each other."
"Heechul!!" Hankyung gasped.
"Oh, oh. I'm sorry." Heechul said, while moving some of his hair from his infront of his eyes."I should say that in a more polite way." He cleared his throat, and uncrossed his legs. "We were sexing each other up. Better?"
"No!" Hankyung yelled, covering his face with his hands.
Yesung ,getting irritated, finally got to the point he was trying to make," Did you two take Ddangkoma?"
"No. Why would we want your stupid turtle?" Heechul said, while examing his nails, not paying much attention to Yesung.
"I don't know.... Maybe you wanted to be the only one with a pet, so you stole him from me and got rid of him."
"Ok, now that's just stupid." Heechul replied, in a very bored manner.
Yesung gave up, there is no way he could win with Heechul. Yesung then move on to the member who was at the corner of the house, who was concentrating on the game that he was playing. "Kyuhyun!!!"
Kyuhyun paused his game, looked up at Yesung and gave him a "dont-you-dare" look. Yesung, who was scared of Kyuhyun's facial expression then said,"Just forget it." Kyuhyun went back to his game, smirking. The Magnae always win.
Yesung thought for a second, "Wait a second..pet... Heechul has a cat..." Yesung mumbled, realizing something, "Heebum did it!! Your cat killed my turtle!!!"
Heechul who was currently in a make-out session with Hankyung, broke away from him, and stood up at the accusation. "What did you just say?" Heechul asked, glaring at Yesung.
"I said your cat killed my turtle." Yesung replied back.
"Now pray-tell, how exactly could he do that? Hmm.. Did he somehow open the door to my dorm, push the elevator button, came down here to the eleventh floor. Somehow rigged the finger scanner to read his paw, and let him in. And then went into your room, and killed Ddangkoma. And he did all of this being only about one foot tall, and not having opposable thumbs." Heechul said, while still glaring at Yesung.
"Yes, that's exactly what I think he did." Yesung said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Oh yes he did. And Champange used his magical powers to transport down here, and helped Heebum commit the murder." said Heechul sarcasticly.
"So you admit that your stupid cats killed my turtle." Yesung said, glaring back at Heechul.
"Did you just call my cats, stupid?" Heechul said, his left eye slightly twitching. Talking about Heechul's cats is the equvialent of talking about somones children.
Heechul tried to slap Yesung, but he actually ducked on time, and got out the way. Hankyung had to stop Heechul before he tried again.
"Calm down Chullie. Please?" Hankyung said pulling Heechul back to the couch.
"Whatever." Heechul said, crossing his arms over his chest. Still glaring at Yesung, who sat on the couch across from theirs.
Yesung almost gave up. He sat down on the couch, trying to think where his turtle could have possibly go to. Wait! Could it be that... Henry... or Zhoumi... kidnapped Ddangkoma? With that he jumped up and shouted, "Ah-huh.. It was Henry and Zhoumi!!!"
Hankyung sighed," Henry is back in Canada and Zhoumi is in China. That would be impossible."
Yesung slumped back into his chair. Who else could do it? Kibum.. No he doesn't even care about Ddangkoma. Siwon.. No, he would never hurt one of God's creatures.
He ruffled his hair in frustration.
Ryeowook, who was still cooking in the kitchen suddenly screamed, "Ewww! There is something in the microwave."
All the members in the living room ran into the kitchen, seeing Ryeowook with the microwave half-open and inside it, a charred, black looking thing was in there. Everyone tilted their head in dismay and started to whisper...
"What is that?"
"It looks disgusting.."
"Don't touch it stupid..."
Just then Yesung suddenly said, "Oh my gosh.. It's Ddangkoma." He picked him up from out of the Microwave. "Oh now I remember I put him in there because he looked cold. I forgot." He walked off to go into his room and put Ddangkoma back in his tank.
"You do only date him for his looks right?" Heechul whispered to Ryeowook., watching Yesung walk into his room, along with everyone else.
"No... I also like his voice."
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Hmm..That was fun to write.
Sorry about any spelling or grammer mistakes.
Byes ^_^