Ok, so I haven't been commenting much on this here Democratic horse race. Mostly because the comedy from it has been pouring out with the ferocity of a broken dam ( Read more... )

All this happened Thursday ( Read more... )

After I got the one-pound cheeseburger, I went home to chill out for a while until miashell calls me to say she's at her parents' house in Bristol. And of course, she wants me to come over so I can show off Mr. Sexxx E. Carr ( Read more... )

So, today the president is harping on how certain he is that Iraq rebels' weapons are coming from Iran.

Funny how a couple of days ago it came out that a prewar intelligence unit at the Pentagon took the findings of our real intelligence and invented links between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida?

It's times like these when I want to move over into TV ( Read more... )

Rumsfeld resigns ( Read more... )

A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper-dancer Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

In more important news, I voted. Absentee ballot's in the mail. Rick Santorum is going down.

And here in Connecticut, even though I hope to dear God that Fuckface McGillicutty Joe Lieberman loses today for the ( Read more... )

The ultimate sign of being out of touch of reality? When you launch into an expletive-filled tirade about how you didn't win at a music awards show. For MTV Europe. In CopenhagenAnd the ultimate phrase to show how out of touch with reality that you are? "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about John Kerry's inability to tell a joke? The media's ready to act like it's 2004 again, and that this serious hurts Democrats' chances, gives the GOP something to rally around, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

My Halloween costume just got here. But not without a bit of drama.

When I have a package or something that doesn't fit in my mailbox, my mailman leaves a slip instead. But he never rings the doorbell to see if you're home!

Often I've had to play a cat-and-mouse game with him, trying to catch him when he's delivering the mail so that I can get my ( Read more... )

ESPN is airing the championships for this right now.

One team calls itself the Teenage Mutant Ninja Stackers.

I have nothing else to say!