Shreddin' and slicin'

[mdnitemarv]

I've spent the day getting stuff out of storage in the basement and pawing through documents. And now the fun part: shredding!

I love the shredder. To hear those little teeth spin, tearing my papers to shreds.

I imagine that I'm some foul villain, torturing my hostages, throwing them into the grinder, their arms flailing as they are eaten up, feet first.

"No, you can't! Think of my wife and children! NooooooOOOOOOAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH...."

Muhahahaha .... ahahahaha ... AHAHAHAHA ... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!