Questions from cubicalgirl
1. Which porn star would you like to have sex with, and why?
It'd be between Alexis Silver (she's in my user icon above), Belladonna, Ava Devine, April Flores, Jazmine Cashmere, Skyy Black, Kitten and Annette Schwarz. Really tough to pick out of that lot, but probably Belladonna. There's really no why to this other than that I like how she looks and, given how much evidence I've seen, she's really good at fucking.
2. What advice do you have for President Obama? It can be about specific political issues or just anything in general.
Never let people's horrifically unreal expectations of you - good and bad, from psycho conservatives to Pollyanna progressives - derail what you've set out to do. In your first year as president, you've saved the country from a depression, and massive health care reform is around the corner. Those are two major, bold, long-term things ALREADY. When people say you "haven't done anything," they're fools.
3. You can only eat one food for the rest of your life. What is it?
Fried shrimp. It's my favorite food.
4. If you could trade jobs with anyone you actually in real life know, who/what would you pick and why?
My friend Baratunde Thurston, most likely. We're pretty similar, and he's doing the creative stuff that I'm not doing these days professionally - writing funny stuff, doing comedy, talking about politics, engaging in wacky nerd stuff, deadly serious yet awesomely funny. Except I wouldn't be on Twitter so goddamn much!
5.Pretend print journalism isn't dead. You're given the money to start a magazine or newspaper. What would the focus be?
It would be a magazine from the POV of black nerds. A kaleidoscope of race, politics, TV, film, comics, music, art, sex, style and swagger. My brain laid out in a magazine.
It'd be between Alexis Silver (she's in my user icon above), Belladonna, Ava Devine, April Flores, Jazmine Cashmere, Skyy Black, Kitten and Annette Schwarz. Really tough to pick out of that lot, but probably Belladonna. There's really no why to this other than that I like how she looks and, given how much evidence I've seen, she's really good at fucking.
2. What advice do you have for President Obama? It can be about specific political issues or just anything in general.
Never let people's horrifically unreal expectations of you - good and bad, from psycho conservatives to Pollyanna progressives - derail what you've set out to do. In your first year as president, you've saved the country from a depression, and massive health care reform is around the corner. Those are two major, bold, long-term things ALREADY. When people say you "haven't done anything," they're fools.
3. You can only eat one food for the rest of your life. What is it?
Fried shrimp. It's my favorite food.
4. If you could trade jobs with anyone you actually in real life know, who/what would you pick and why?
My friend Baratunde Thurston, most likely. We're pretty similar, and he's doing the creative stuff that I'm not doing these days professionally - writing funny stuff, doing comedy, talking about politics, engaging in wacky nerd stuff, deadly serious yet awesomely funny. Except I wouldn't be on Twitter so goddamn much!
5.Pretend print journalism isn't dead. You're given the money to start a magazine or newspaper. What would the focus be?
It would be a magazine from the POV of black nerds. A kaleidoscope of race, politics, TV, film, comics, music, art, sex, style and swagger. My brain laid out in a magazine.