Things that makes me feel 28
Watching Shawn Johnson, 17, dance to Michael Jackson's "P.Y.T." on "Dancing with the Stars," and thinking:
1. Remember listening to Michael sing lyrics such as "In the night, hit the lovin' spot / I'll give you all that I've got" without laughing because we thought he was singing about a girl?
2. Does Shawn Johnson know any Michael Jackson?
3. "Thriller" was already nine years old by the time Johnson was born.
4. They couldn't have her dance to the Stray Cats' "Sexy and 17," and lamenting that no one could make that song today.
1. Remember listening to Michael sing lyrics such as "In the night, hit the lovin' spot / I'll give you all that I've got" without laughing because we thought he was singing about a girl?
2. Does Shawn Johnson know any Michael Jackson?
3. "Thriller" was already nine years old by the time Johnson was born.
4. They couldn't have her dance to the Stray Cats' "Sexy and 17," and lamenting that no one could make that song today.