I was flipping through daytime TV, and "The Montel Williams Show" is on.
It's a makeovers show, which are usually fun no matter who's doing them.
But his special guest on making people beautiful? Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox?!?!? She's gonna tell me how to look good?
The woman who used to be pretty, and then, through plastic surgery, now ain't so cute anymore? Even in 2002, she
still looked human. To her credit, she's in impeccable shape, but I would be to if I could afford a Hollywood trainer.
All the same: the flared-out nose, the cheeks, the lip collagen (the irony of a black woman getting collagen injections in her lips is just delicious), the breast implants?
She looks like a transsexual now. Seriously.