STALKERS AGAIN!
Stalking is illegal. mdiggity confronts tlanni.
tlanni is stalking mdiggity
tlanni’s REAL name :
Brito Halley
tlanni’s REAL DOB :
27th October 1983
Height :175 cm
Weight : 82.7 kg
tlanni has dreamt about you :
4 times
tlanni became interested in you :
21st December 2004
tlanni’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with tlanni on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how tlanni describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.’
tlanni’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
tlanni enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of mdiggity’s stolen socks.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
tlanni had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
16 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called tlanni. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
tlanni’s Police File
tlanni is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about tlanni
lil_wyked - A spouse-beating alco
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill tlanni!’
dorkhat - A hardened ex-crook
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! tlanni? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
evywp - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘Well well, who would have thought it? tlanni a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
shmoozy4u - Eats everything.
‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of tlanni right beside the definition.’