So ive taken it out, loaded it with green staples and tried it on a piece of paper and the resulting ker-CLONK it made scared me to death. It was like something from the 50's that could take a finger off (which considering ive actually managed to stapler my finger before - yeah, impressive- could be a problem).
I couldnt bare to put my name on it, would make me feel like I was back in elementary school not to mention its Ugleh. So I put the center initials on it.
Here it is in its glory.
Im totally not procrastinating.