Who: Deadpool
What: The morning after
Where: Cindy's apartment
When: Early morning
Interaction: Cindy/Wade, closed.
Warnings:
It was 4:50 in the morning, something like that, and Wade was cracking eggs just as good as he was cracking skulls. He smacked them against the lip of the pan and then voided their gooey innards into the scalding cookware. He sang along as they sizzled.
The waffle iron was steaming, a little runoff pooling onto the counter, but that was alright.
The coffee was making that weird burbling sound.
The eggs were done and he plated them, then he cracked more, putting them into a bowl and whisking the holy hell out of them.
It was the least he could do.