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[mdandenault]

Happy new year or some shit like that. I'm in Carolina where they suck so hard they can't decide if they want to be one state so they have a North and a South. Here people bitch at us because Québec wants to be its own country. Personally, if give the choice, I would much rather live in North Carolina because anything Southern just screams twang

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[cristobalhuet]

Also, I have a boyfriend. What the fuck is up with that anyway?

Don't sound too excited.

[mdandenault]

Oh but I am.

I just bragged about it in a completely public forum beofre telling my wife! That's excitement for you!

[cristobalhuet]

That might not be a good idea when she finds out

[mdandenault]

Do I look worried?

[cristobalhuet]

I know you're not.

I might as well be for both of us. I don't want you to die just yet.

[mdandenault]

Aw that's so sweet. I'm tearing up over here bébé. Thanks for caring.

[cristobalhuet]

*rolls eyes* Stop being so sarcastic or else bébé will become violent.

[mdandenault]

Hot.

[cristobalhuet]

*smirks* Oh Really?