Aug 05, 2007 11:20
Patrice Brisebois is back.
I would be worried about him stealing my job but he's an old man and he has a cane and he's like the Chris Chelios of Québec. Except that Chris Chelios played for us and Chelios probably also uses a walker by this point.
I'll be honest. I'm just scared that Breezer is hotter than me. The only thing standing between how great we are is that I never slept with Théo. Wait a second...
DAMN YOU BREEZER! I WAS TRYING TO PUT THAT DARK PERIOD BEHIND ME!
Here's to another wonderful season of D-men and their goalies.