LIES! nothing but lies! this cannot be our Matt! For our matt does not shave! How else can one explain the fact that he has five o'clock shadow at 9 am (its true!)? And another thing! The man in the picture, this "Matt" as you call him, cannot be the REAL Matt. For the real mat is less sexy than I, and though it is difficult to tell from this picture, this man may very well surpass even my sexyness.
Re: IMPOSSIBLE!alethiosaurApril 4 2005, 16:09:23 UTC
If by "molesting" you mean ferociously tearing away chunks of flesh to provide sustenance for himself, thenhe is "molesting" because he has gone so long, too long, without fresh meat.
Sometimes...I have pictoral proof!
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And i cant have that.
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Heee. He's being fed upon.
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