[Context:
The chattering classes.]
freelanceHacker began trolling dividedMalakh
DM: Early adopters for the win?
FH: ...nobody says "for the win" anymore, Doc. You sound like an old man trying and failing to sound hip.
DM: Oh good, it's working. 8-)
FH: Sometimes I really don't understand you, Doc.
DM: Sometimes I regret that, Hiro.
DM: Other times I sincerely pray you never do.
FH: ...okay, man, it's cool.
freelanceHacker ceased trolling dividedMalakh.
piesAmarillas began trolling dividedMalakh
PA: yo
PA: how's it going?
dM: Faded yellow font, username that means "yellow feet"... I'm guessing that's The Cheat.
PA: yeah, it's Teh C. here.
PA: man, what is up with these color changes?
DM: ...it only seems to affect the letters H, E, T, A and C.
DM: Or to put it another way, the letters C, H, E, A and T.
PA: ...oh, real nice.
PA: I'm gonna gnaw Karkat's face off, I swear, rule one or no rule one.
DM: Well, he is a troll. Perhaps you should congratulate him on a job well done.
PA: yeah, sure. congratulate him... and then gnaw his face off.
piesAmarillas ceased trolling dividedMalakh.
dividedMalakh began trolling maloFuerte
DM: How goes it, Strong Bad?
MF: Good goes, Diggy. Now alone me leave with my one cold, about it how?
maloFuerte ceased trolling dividedMalakh.
spatialMartyr began trolling dividedMalakh
SM: so whaT are you up 2, Michael?
SM: whaT The hell? ThaT's noT how i Typed iT!
SM: why's iT doing ThaT2My TexT?
DM: ...
SM: ...
DM: I'm not sure, but I think we have our answer.
SM: ...whaT do you Mean?
DM: Just what we saw. You may not be part of Team Tomorrow anymore, but the chat client...
SM: won'T leT Me forgeT. wonderful.
DM: The Cheat was having something similar happen to him. Maybe you should compare notes.
SM: sounds like a plan 2Me. argh!
SM: double argh! iT sTill won'T do capiTal leTTers where i wanT iT2!
SM: Triple argh!
spatialMartyr ceased trolling dividedMalakh.
dividedMalakh began trolling unifyingForce
DM: What do you think, Master Kenobi?
UF: Aa! Dr Donighal!
UF: I'm not certain as to the point of this. I can contact most of you through the Force, after all.
UF: And though it's harder to reach you and Jennifer, I still see you both in person often enough.
DM: Ah, but the Force doesn't reach across realities, does it?
UF: ...I suppose not. But I rather doubt I'll use this for any other purpose.
DM: Fair enough.
dividedMalakh ceased trolling unifyingForce.
appleJunkie began trolling dividedMalakh
AJ: Hello, Michael.
DM: ...have we met, sir?
AJ: Not formally. But I see you over there, and I can see your name from here. *waves*
DM: ...are you an adult troll, then?
AJ: I wouldn't know an adult troll if it ran up and bit me. Which it might just do, hyuk, hyuk...
DM: ...I see. You're a juvenile troll in an adult body. Very well, then.
dividedMalakh has blocked appleJunkie.