(no subject)
In light of my experiences with obnoxious drunkards, I propose this:
A diagnostic drunk test. This will not only determine what type of drunk you are, but also what your threshold is before you get ANNOYING.
It works this way:
We give you alcohol according to your height, weight and experience and we monitor your behavior. We then increase the serving incrementally (controlled experiment of course) and observe. As soon as you blurt out something like, "REGGAETON!!!", "DUDE,I'M SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW!" or something that can be deemed equally as obnoxious, we quarantine you until you reach sobriety. This marker will be your threshold and where you need to stop. Because you are a nuisance.
Certain people need to quarantine themselves when drunk. I think we all need to agree on that.
A diagnostic drunk test. This will not only determine what type of drunk you are, but also what your threshold is before you get ANNOYING.
It works this way:
We give you alcohol according to your height, weight and experience and we monitor your behavior. We then increase the serving incrementally (controlled experiment of course) and observe. As soon as you blurt out something like, "REGGAETON!!!", "DUDE,I'M SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW!" or something that can be deemed equally as obnoxious, we quarantine you until you reach sobriety. This marker will be your threshold and where you need to stop. Because you are a nuisance.
Certain people need to quarantine themselves when drunk. I think we all need to agree on that.