Fuck Sleep

[mctrosie]

So, It is 7AM and I have not gone to sleep yet. I finished my paper at 5:50... it is due 2 1/2 hours. I have been trying to get to bed since I hit the save button. After consuming an insane amount of coffee, sleep is eluding me. At this point I'm on the verge of saying screw this, taking a shower, and going to breakfast for once. So here was my adventure into sociology hell. I got this assignment about two months ago... not that that means anything. Since I am not a procrastinaor I started yesterday, wait now that would be two days ago. My search starts on tuesday. First off, I go with the free option. The library is telling me it has two of the movies I could use ON the selves-the library lied. Then, I thought "For sure out of the 30 girls on my sorority's floor some one would be bound to have one of the 10 movies on my list"- I thought wrong. "Not a big deal I said to myself... I'll just do it all wednesday." So I treck my happy little ass to blockbuster wednesday afternoon - all of them. "NO... WE HAVE NOT HAD ANY MOVIES ON THAT LIST IN DAYS, NO, NOONE HAS RETURNRD THEM!!!" By now the outlook is grim... this paper is the culmination of my course, what the hell am I supposed to do?! Last chance, I go buy one of the damn movie, The Color Purple, to be exact. $15 wasted! So I start this movie at 9PM... great, it's 3 hours long. So now it is midnight and I have 6 pages to write. Great I'm in my chapter room, great there is sorority drama, great people walking in and out. Actually some people were really helpful. So I wrap up this beautiful work of bullshit at 5:50. It is the most poetic, heartfelt thing I have ever writter, it brings tears to my eyes. Scrach that... thats the light from the rising sun drawing tears from my black circled eyes. So I'm still sittling in the chapter room they are going to think I'm crazy. I just feel I need to put this in writting, "Hello my name is Lauren Rose and I have a problem... I'm a... I'm a... procastinator, ::dramatic sigh::
PS Don't hold any mistakes against me... I have not slept!