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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

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For marksykins j_lunatic April 22 2007, 01:24:37 UTC

Recipient: marksykins
Prompt: Neville/Luna - He's a herbologist, she's a weirdo. Together, they fight crime.
Word count: 168
Rating: G. Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows.

The man paused outside the cottage on the fringes of Hogsmeade. "Neville Longbottom, Forensic Herbologist," read the little sign on the door. This must be the place that had been recommended to him. He knocked on the door.

A round-faced, earnest young man opened the door and ushered him in, guided him to a seat, and began asking what sort of help he needed. As Longbottom was saying, "My fees are eight galleons a day, plus expenses," a blonde who could make a rabbi follow her into a pig's sty entered the room.

She turned to take in the visitor. "Neville, are you aware that we have a badly disguised heliopath sitting in our parlor?"

Neville pulled Luna into his arms as through the window they saw the prospective client hurry away from the cottage. "Luna my sweet, I love you and I'm glad you want to help, but in the future, please don't talk to the clients. Or at least not until after they've signed a contract."

celandineb April 22 2007, 01:39:23 UTC

*hoots* Oh, Luna...

Re: For marksykins florahart April 22 2007, 01:48:38 UTC

Hahahaha. :D

Re: For marksykins heidi8 April 22 2007, 02:16:48 UTC

That's just fabulous!

Re: For marksykins gmth April 22 2007, 03:20:38 UTC

LOL! Oh, Luna. I love this: a blonde who could make a rabbi follow her into a pig's sty entered the room. Hee! :-)

Re: For marksykins midnitemaraud_r April 22 2007, 04:47:01 UTC

*giggles* Oh, Luna! So made of win! Loved pig's sty the metaphor!

Re: For marksykins lilacsigil April 22 2007, 05:29:35 UTC

Wheeeee! Oh Luna! Oh Neville! This is fabulous.

Re: For marksykins merrycontrary April 22 2007, 06:32:03 UTC

oh Luna. Hee. Loved the style!

Re: For marksykins bethbethbeth April 22 2007, 10:57:21 UTC

Heh. Very clever. :)

Re: For marksykins amanuensis1 April 22 2007, 14:15:40 UTC

*sporfles intensely*

Re: For marksykins marginaliana April 23 2007, 02:20:31 UTC

Ahahahaha! Love it! "Neville Longbottom, Forensic Herbologist" - priceless!

Re: For marksykins dizilla April 23 2007, 05:33:22 UTC

*hee* That was cute! I'd love to see a full story of that.

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