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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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valis2 April 16 2006, 02:13:50 UTC

Recipient: kalieris
Prompt: Tae Bo Molly!
Word count: About 200
Rating: G. Tae Bo founder Billy Blanks

Molly usually ignored the Muggle junk that Arthur brought home. Useless.

"This is different," he said, vigorously attempting to defend his latest obsession. "You'll like this. It's just like the Wireless, only there are pictures!"

Fortunately for him, the Granger girl was there, and she patiently explained how to use it, though she also mentioned that it probably wouldn't work in the Burrow.

It was then that Molly noticed the box, filled with strange...well, they looked like books, but they were something else entirely. Hermione and Arthur left the room, still arguing over eckletricity.

The first not-book she picked up proclaimed in giant letters "TAE BO". In fine print, it claimed to help with weight loss and self-defense "should the need arise".

Well, she had been putting on a few pounds. And with You-Know-Who back, she could use all the help she could get. Molly put the item in the slot at the base of the box. A few taps of her wand, and it lit up, showing her a room filled with people, with a bald man in the front row, shouting and punching at the air.

She gasped. "Kingsley Shacklebolt?"

amanuensis1 April 16 2006, 02:14:58 UTC

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:17:54 UTC

Oh, thank goodness you found it funny. I was a little afraid that people wouldn't remember Billy Blanks. ;)

gileonnen April 16 2006, 02:21:15 UTC

First, to the author--this story is bloody hilarious and well-constructed.

Second, to the responder--the icon is excellent. =)

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:49:19 UTC

Aw, thanks! ;)

amanuensis1 April 18 2006, 16:27:58 UTC

Hee, I love my bash.org quote icon. ^_^

ziasudra_fic April 16 2006, 02:20:03 UTC

I knew it! All the "working at the Muggle Ministry" crap is just a bunch of lies to cover up Kinsley's real day job!

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:21:24 UTC

Yes, exactly! We now know his true vocation.

gmth April 16 2006, 02:20:08 UTC

Oh, that's PERFECT!!

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:21:39 UTC

;) hee! Glad you liked.

ex_ella_bane358 April 16 2006, 02:27:05 UTC

Hahahahahaha!! Best punchline EVER.

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:30:39 UTC

Oh, yay! I'm so glad you liked it. ;)

bethbethbeth April 16 2006, 02:46:07 UTC

Hee! So that's where he was during most of HBP! *g*

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:48:43 UTC

hahah!! ;)

ex_pixystick865 April 16 2006, 02:50:26 UTC

Hahahaha, that's brilliant! :D

valis2 April 16 2006, 02:51:14 UTC

hee! Thank you! :)

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