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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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littledust April 16 2006, 00:45:42 UTC

Recipient: telepwen
Prompt: When owls take over the school, who will save the day? Must involve a duck named Puddles.
Word count: 156
Rating: G

"Owls," Draco said glumly. "It had to be owls."

"You're the one always carping about how the Boy Who Lived gets to do everything," Pansy snapped, brushing feathers out of her hair. "Now's the chance to fix the mess some idiot made of Hogwarts."

"Well, this isn't very dignified!" Draco's outraged gesture took in the entire Great Hall, which looked now more like a glorified owl roost. "Where are Crabbe and Goyle? I want them to do it for me."

Pansy rolled her eyes. "Goyle eloped with Longbottom, you remember. Something about Trevor the Toad and Puddles the Duck."

"What, bestiality?"

"Don't ask me to explain it."

"And Crabbe?"

"Detention with McGonagall."

Bloody Gryffindors, always foiling his brilliant plans. Nonetheless, Draco simply had to step up and save Hogwarts. He was better than Harry Potter any day of the week. He squared his shoulders.

"Shoo!" he shouted to no effect, waving his arms at the owls.

gileonnen April 16 2006, 01:50:37 UTC

. . . wow. There are no words. Just gorgeous.

littledust April 16 2006, 18:41:25 UTC

Hee, thank you!

pushdragon April 16 2006, 02:13:29 UTC

Oh Draco, you're my hero! I love that ending!!!

littledust April 16 2006, 18:42:02 UTC

Hahaha, thank you. XD

telepwen April 16 2006, 03:04:41 UTC

*giggles with mad delight*

That was the inspiration I needed to attempt to work an emo squid into a drabble. Thank yoooouuuu!

littledust April 16 2006, 18:42:15 UTC

Eee, glad you liked! ♥

helzebel April 16 2006, 13:05:29 UTC

Hee hee! Poor ineffectual Draco. And bossy Pansy! That's so cute. I like how you worked in the duck.

littledust April 16 2006, 18:42:29 UTC

I am quite fond of the pair. :) Thanks!

hibernater April 16 2006, 15:46:34 UTC

"Shoo!" he shouted to no effect

So efficiently funny. XD

littledust April 16 2006, 18:43:36 UTC

*G* Why thank you.

kalieris April 16 2006, 19:01:16 UTC

Agreed - that line pretty much makes the whole thing for me.

Draco: "I'm better than Harry Potter any day of the week."
Universe: "Um... no."

underlucius April 16 2006, 22:02:29 UTC

"Owls," Draco said glumly. "It had to be owls."

*dies at the Indiana Jones reference*

It's a dream right? That boy is messed up.

Brilliant!

XXX

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