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mcshotashorts

♚ 003; That's nothing to what I could say if I chose.

Aug 17, 2009 20:12

Everybody should come and see my new cats! Ah~! I'm having quite a problem naming them, you see. I'm just terrible at names, unfortunately. Flopsy and Mopsy? Or maybe Edgar, that's quite a noble name. Oh, don't worry, I'll name one after you, too, Zuko! Enough names for all ( Read more... )

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bell_bound August 18 2009, 13:40:25 UTC

Exactly how many cats do you have?

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 18:29:01 UTC

[Iyaaaaan~ Direct questioning~~~]

Er... A few... Not so much as many, but more than a little! Ah-a-ha--ha... ha...

Is... Is this an awkward subject for you?

bell_bound August 18 2009, 18:31:49 UTC

Awkward? No. I would simply like to be able to judge the competition.

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 18:33:45 UTC

C-Competition? Is-Is there a cat race?

bell_bound August 18 2009, 18:40:13 UTC

No, you fool. I am a cat. And the more cats there are in Mayfield, the less space I have to roam freely without being accosted by some insipid dumb mammal.

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 20:33:42 UTC

An insipid dumb mammal? Yes, I suppose that's a common viewpoint... even not from... talking... cats.

You... don't happen to have an overwhelming urge to kill me, do you?

bell_bound August 18 2009, 22:29:20 UTC

I would ask why you think I have an overwhelming urge to kill you, but that much is obvious. No, I do not, but I would advise you to keep your cats under control.

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 22:39:09 UTC

I'm sorry, it really is just a cursory check!

Do... Do you not make friends with other cats? I'm sorry if I'm being inquisitive, it's just that all the talking cats I know don't really talk as much as try to kill.

bell_bound August 18 2009, 22:42:29 UTC

You cannot befriend dumb beasts, nor would I want to make such an attempt. Though, I could say much the same thing of many humans...

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 22:45:57 UTC

Oh, so you're the solitary sort? Nothing wrong with that! But did you still get assigned to a... er... "family"?

bell_bound August 18 2009, 22:46:59 UTC

Correct.

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 22:49:38 UTC

Do you know their names...? Or even interact with them at all, really.

bell_bound August 18 2009, 22:52:24 UTC

I do.

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 23:11:58 UTC

Are you reluctant to name those people? Forgive me of my surprising attachment, but I cannot help but feel graced by your presence, and I really would like to pass by every now and then!

bell_bound August 18 2009, 23:16:36 UTC

Would you be passing by with food to offer me?

mcshotashorts August 18 2009, 23:18:57 UTC

Of course! It'd be impolite if I didn't.

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