♚ 003; That's nothing to what I could say if I chose.

[mcshotashorts]

Everybody should come and see my new cats! Ah~! I'm having quite a problem naming them, you see. I'm just terrible at names, unfortunately. Flopsy and Mopsy? Or maybe Edgar, that's quite a noble name. Oh, don't worry, I'll name one after you, too, Zuko! Enough names for all

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[ones_a_job]

Oi now, how many bleedin' cats did ya get?

[mcshotashorts]

... Just a few!

[ones_a_job]

A few bein'... ?

[mcshotashorts]

You'll hardly notice them at all! They'll get out of your way! And they certainly won't steal your hat.

[ones_a_job]

[Here's Sniper wondering if the kids will be able to tell the difference between Cat and Chicken if cooked properly.]

[mcshotashorts]

[Yes, and the difference is that Cat tastes more like chicken than Chicken does.]

You like cats, right? They won't be trouble at all! Zuko might cry if he finds one missing, you know.

He's such a sensitive soul.

[ones_a_job]

....

More of'a dog person.

[mcshotashorts]

Oh!

Oh! We can get a dog, too!

We'll name him after you! He can be--F... Fluffy... Burney... maybe?

[ones_a_job]

How is namin' 'em Fluffy nam--- ya know wha? Nah... it's fine. Think we got enough animals.

[mcshotashorts]

Well, I don't know your name, and really, the shape of your face just screams "Fluffy!" wouldn't you say?

Well, no matter. We'll wait a little while for things to calm down, and then we'll see, hm? He can be your best friend, our metaphorical Fluffy!

[ones_a_job]

It's Sniper. And I don't say. No.