drabble: No fucking way by ultimatemarysue (PG-13)
Title: No fucking way
Author: ultimatemarysue
Word Count: 100
Rated: PG-13
Spoilers: none
Challenge personal 100 drabble - 001 Crash
Summary: "You just crashed our puddle jumper"
A/N: Mods, I just added a new tag... I hope that's ok? There have been more than a few drabbles posted recently, so I though it deserved its own tag. I'd be more than happy to post-tag all my other posts if I need to.
“Sheppard, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Rodney, I’ve never heard you cuss.”
“What? I cuss like a trucker!”
“Never around me.” Rodney stares and John smirks. “It’s kinda hot.”
“You just crashed our puddle jumper. You’re going to tell me that now is when you’re going to tell me that you think cussing is hot?”
“Not cussing in general. Just you cussing.”
Rodney gaped. “Sheppard, get us out of here and I’ll talk dirty to you all you want.”
“Really?”
“Fuck yes,” Rodney says and John’s eyes widen. “I’ll bend you over and…”
“Wait. Just… later…”
Rodney smirked.
Author: ultimatemarysue
Word Count: 100
Rated: PG-13
Spoilers: none
Challenge personal 100 drabble - 001 Crash
Summary: "You just crashed our puddle jumper"
A/N: Mods, I just added a new tag... I hope that's ok? There have been more than a few drabbles posted recently, so I though it deserved its own tag. I'd be more than happy to post-tag all my other posts if I need to.
“Sheppard, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Rodney, I’ve never heard you cuss.”
“What? I cuss like a trucker!”
“Never around me.” Rodney stares and John smirks. “It’s kinda hot.”
“You just crashed our puddle jumper. You’re going to tell me that now is when you’re going to tell me that you think cussing is hot?”
“Not cussing in general. Just you cussing.”
Rodney gaped. “Sheppard, get us out of here and I’ll talk dirty to you all you want.”
“Really?”
“Fuck yes,” Rodney says and John’s eyes widen. “I’ll bend you over and…”
“Wait. Just… later…”
Rodney smirked.