Challenge #275 "Horny"

[ami_ven]

Title: No Such Thing as Pon Farr
Author: Ami Ven
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,000
Prompt: mcsheplets challenge 275 ‘horny’
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing(s): John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Warning(s): vague descriptions of things that are not actually sex
Summary: “Are you telling me we’ve been exposed to alien sex pollen!?”

Link(s): on LJ & on AO3