True Vignette
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought I'd be writing this letter, but the other day when I was driving down the highway, I passed a broken-down vehicle by the side of the road. And standing around outside, waiting for help, were a half-dozen slender and extremely fit cheerleaders in midriff-baring outfits.
I didn't stop, though. I mean, I was on my way to look for some geocaches, you know. It's all about priorities, man.
I never thought I'd be writing this letter, but the other day when I was driving down the highway, I passed a broken-down vehicle by the side of the road. And standing around outside, waiting for help, were a half-dozen slender and extremely fit cheerleaders in midriff-baring outfits.
I didn't stop, though. I mean, I was on my way to look for some geocaches, you know. It's all about priorities, man.