Well, mistresscurvy had an awesome theory about that in her LJ today, but I am also TOTALLY INTO the Torosaurus were-dragon theory, too. AWWWW. Sweetest were-dragon ever! He never breathes fire unless it's HELPFUL, like warming up orphan children or something.
He probably "came out" to them one day when they had just packed a bong, but the one lighter they had didn't work. And, like, it was good weed so he was all, "don't freak out, but, um *blows fire*" and Frank was all "Awesome, *smoke burble burble smoke*", and Gerard was all "o_O we haven't already gotten stoned, right?", and Mikey was all "Sweet, hand it over Frank :|" and then they all lived happily ever after.
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ETA that I bet he blows badass smoke rings, too.
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