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I'm going to get this post going in a positive direction by talking about last night.
Balllets kick ass. Those people have far more balance, rythmn, and coordination then any human being should. I can't really describe it since there was so much going on, but they did cool tricks with shadows and lighting and backlighting and silhouettes, and the second part of the ballet was a commissioned piece called Awedville, where every little dance was basically combined with a fun gimmicky thing (magic, guy in giant freaky clown suit, girl on giant ring above the stage, juggling, etc).
But okay, enough about the ballet. The real fun came afterward. I won't go into too much detail, but it involved me and three hot girls with fruit and chocolate. It was heavenly.
Meh, okay, I will go into more detail. Since the second half of the ballet was commissioned, afterward they had a reception set up for everyone to go to. So of course I escorted the aforementioned three hot chicks (Pam, Amanda, and Angela) there. They had tables set up with food and drink, but one table stood out. Large and round, with piles of various foods scattered around it. Marshmallows, pretzel sticks, strawberries and other fruits, cheesecake, and so on. You may be asking yourself what all these different foods have in common. The answer is that they are all delicious when dipped in chocolate. To take advantage of this fact, in the center of the table there was a giant chocolate fondue fountain. A giant chocolate fondue fountain. Without seeing it or tasting its results, I fear that it is impossible for you, the common reader who decided not to go to the ballet, to comprehend how much ass that kicks. Oh sure, you think it kicks ass, but it goes beyond your wildest fantasies.
Well damn, now I'm hungry, I'm going to lunch.
Balllets kick ass. Those people have far more balance, rythmn, and coordination then any human being should. I can't really describe it since there was so much going on, but they did cool tricks with shadows and lighting and backlighting and silhouettes, and the second part of the ballet was a commissioned piece called Awedville, where every little dance was basically combined with a fun gimmicky thing (magic, guy in giant freaky clown suit, girl on giant ring above the stage, juggling, etc).
But okay, enough about the ballet. The real fun came afterward. I won't go into too much detail, but it involved me and three hot girls with fruit and chocolate. It was heavenly.
Meh, okay, I will go into more detail. Since the second half of the ballet was commissioned, afterward they had a reception set up for everyone to go to. So of course I escorted the aforementioned three hot chicks (Pam, Amanda, and Angela) there. They had tables set up with food and drink, but one table stood out. Large and round, with piles of various foods scattered around it. Marshmallows, pretzel sticks, strawberries and other fruits, cheesecake, and so on. You may be asking yourself what all these different foods have in common. The answer is that they are all delicious when dipped in chocolate. To take advantage of this fact, in the center of the table there was a giant chocolate fondue fountain. A giant chocolate fondue fountain. Without seeing it or tasting its results, I fear that it is impossible for you, the common reader who decided not to go to the ballet, to comprehend how much ass that kicks. Oh sure, you think it kicks ass, but it goes beyond your wildest fantasies.
Well damn, now I'm hungry, I'm going to lunch.