I don't know how to tie my shoes!!!

[mcquee23]

Well, that's not entirely accurate. In truth, up until 5 minutes ago I didn't know how to tie my shoes. Check out this site made by a man way too dedicated to tying shoes

Comments

[ximsopunkx]

Fuck that. Glue your laces together. Nothing ever happens then.

[mcquee23]

"Fuck that." That's your answer to everything, isn't it? Not all problems can be resolved by fucking, Derek! Especially not shoe and shoelace related ones!

[monkeycollectiv]

Maybe "fucking" can't solve everything, but velcro can! *wink wink*

[slothzilla]

velcro gloves? baaaaaa

[mcquee23]

baaaaaa? were you just helping the sheep over the fence?

[facultas]

Damn straight on the velcro. Or marginally straight, at least...

[hartbrakehazrad]

shoelace holes are the right size for derek...

[ximsopunkx]

LOL

Too funny.

[ximsopunkx]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.