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Comin' to you live from the Disney Hilton in Orlando.
As I sit here writing, there are some off-key bastrards raping* a Boyz II Men/Mariah Carey duet. I hate sober karaoke. At least if I was hammered, I'd feel no remorse about booing.
Except for an hour long nap on the plane, I've been up since 10 am wednesday morning. I'm still awake due to the metric #### ton of free sugary junk food they have stationed around the hotel for us. I've spent most of the day lying in a beanbag playing Tekken or GTA.
But, It hasn't been all fun and games. (Thats tomorrow!)
My goddamn, motherfuckin', son of a bitch of a car stalled at an intersection WHILE on a delivery!
Apparently, it has something to do with my fuel....sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong; I don't ######' know!!
Its all hearsay and conjecture from lay mechanics at this point.
Luckily it started an hour later, and it better goddamn well start on monday, if it knows whats good!
Personifications of cars = I'm going to ######' bed.
As I sit here writing, there are some off-key bastrards raping* a Boyz II Men/Mariah Carey duet. I hate sober karaoke. At least if I was hammered, I'd feel no remorse about booing.
Except for an hour long nap on the plane, I've been up since 10 am wednesday morning. I'm still awake due to the metric #### ton of free sugary junk food they have stationed around the hotel for us. I've spent most of the day lying in a beanbag playing Tekken or GTA.
But, It hasn't been all fun and games. (Thats tomorrow!)
My goddamn, motherfuckin', son of a bitch of a car stalled at an intersection WHILE on a delivery!
Apparently, it has something to do with my fuel....sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong; I don't ######' know!!
Its all hearsay and conjecture from lay mechanics at this point.
Luckily it started an hour later, and it better goddamn well start on monday, if it knows whats good!
Personifications of cars = I'm going to ######' bed.