Incy Winsy Spider
So now, i face, yet another shameful set of circumstances.
My brother, His other half, and hr daughter (Who is 4) have gone on holiday for 2 weeks to spain.
Now, this is fine, however, here is the problem. If you can call it that.
The little lass is afraid of spiders. So my brother caught one in a clear case. Ever since she has adored the spider, somehow. Now, this alone is idiotic, i struggle to see how im related to these people.
But now there on holiday, muggins here, must "Look after" the spider. How exactly do you do that? How?
I could understand if it was a big fuck off african hairy thing, or a snake, but a common british house spider?
So now i face 2 options. Wait for it to die and catch a new one. Or start chasing flys. Or face the wrath of a tearful 4 year old.
How on earth do i find myself in these positions. Hopefully some away work in London will come up at the office, so i can flee.
It would be funny if it wasnt Tragic/Bizarre/insane/stupid.
My brother, His other half, and hr daughter (Who is 4) have gone on holiday for 2 weeks to spain.
Now, this is fine, however, here is the problem. If you can call it that.
The little lass is afraid of spiders. So my brother caught one in a clear case. Ever since she has adored the spider, somehow. Now, this alone is idiotic, i struggle to see how im related to these people.
But now there on holiday, muggins here, must "Look after" the spider. How exactly do you do that? How?
I could understand if it was a big fuck off african hairy thing, or a snake, but a common british house spider?
So now i face 2 options. Wait for it to die and catch a new one. Or start chasing flys. Or face the wrath of a tearful 4 year old.
How on earth do i find myself in these positions. Hopefully some away work in London will come up at the office, so i can flee.
It would be funny if it wasnt Tragic/Bizarre/insane/stupid.