Another book review

Jul 29, 2005 15:29

Yep, I finished another book, not a pamflet, not a magasine, yes it is ilustrated, but still, it was 300 pages long, so you know that if I'm reading that fast, it has to be a good book. The book was Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions (nothing to do with Weaties). It is hillarious, insulting, and random, everything I wish my writings to be. Among other things, Vonnegut explores the sexual habits of his characters, gives penis measurements for all of his male characters, the measurements for all of his female characters, and gets badly beaten up even though he is writing the story himself. It has a giant amount of intresting quotes. One that I thought that some of you would enjoy is: "He had a penis eight hendred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but parctically all of it was in the fourth dimention"

It also has some rather, um, 'intresting' things to say about homosexuality and the army.

Warning though, the book contains: sodomy (two of the 3 definitions), racism, graphic depictions of homophobia, profanity, adult themes, open insulting of American society, communist propaganda, and imposible genital dementions (sorry girls, the male genitals will rarely, if ever, reach most of the dementions given in the book).
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