Jul 09, 2006 17:12
i just finished watching easy rider, which is a great movie and i'm all like, hey i wanna ride my moped. so i do and i was stopping at all the stop signs but i was not appearantly stopping enough for the law.
cause this cop apeared out of nowhere like the sharks those crown victorias are do. i hear the whoop whoop (thats the sound of the police) and i pul over all nervous and what not. he tells me about my inabilities as a stop sign obeyer and i say im sorry and stuff and he checks my license and gives it back and says i guess we're all clear about what a stop sign means and i say i sure do, (not trying to act cocky but i think i came off as) and he pulls away.
i pull away after him thinking yes! i guess he didnt know mopeds have to have license plates, cause mine doesnt, then i look down and see that i've peed myself (just a little). damnit. so i put my moped back into the shed, run upstairs and change my pants.