Today I Learned...
. . . I always knew my mouth was going to get me in trouble, and I think it has.
. . . I wish there was an over-the-counter cure for "foot-in-mouth" syndrome.
. . . buying ring tones for my phone is a waste of money, because doing so accelerates the time until the phone self destructs.
. . . the only bad thing about having a varied social schedule is that you no longer have the time to yourself that you used to have.
. . . a pair of black, closed toe, dress heels will be an EXCELLENT investment.
. . . fifteen minutes can be an eternity when you're driving home from the Metro station late at night without music.
. . . I wish there was an over-the-counter cure for "foot-in-mouth" syndrome.
. . . buying ring tones for my phone is a waste of money, because doing so accelerates the time until the phone self destructs.
. . . the only bad thing about having a varied social schedule is that you no longer have the time to yourself that you used to have.
. . . a pair of black, closed toe, dress heels will be an EXCELLENT investment.
. . . fifteen minutes can be an eternity when you're driving home from the Metro station late at night without music.