granitie counter topped-bathrooms and gold elevators, free drinks on each floor

[mcmict]

i bet YOUR cubicle isn't on the fifth floor with a ground to celling window for a wall, and a rockin' your sox off view, right next to a VP's office... where all you do each day is shop for cars... and get paid for it.. yeah, thats right.. we're talking paid vacations, health insurance, and a 401k. thank you college...

oh and the guy next to me has a red stapler that he showed me. he is really proud of it ... no seriously, he does have one...