chuckling to myself, even though i'm only funny to me.
oh, ashlee simpson.
1: i really think you are a pretty girl, but mannnn you looked awful on tuesday.
2: if you learned to dance really well (ie britney) we could excuse you for lipsyncing.
3: you poor girl. we really could be friends. i was super excited about going to see you in la, but you actually HURT my ears on tuesday. (regardless, i hate it when people boo. it's not like you don't realize your voice is awful, there is no need to rub it in. it is plain rude.)
that said, your version of "lala" was pretty horendous. props though for actually changing the song so that it wasn't straight off the album. that is a rarity in pop. (and yes, you are pop.)
regardless, i love you and we can still be friends (i might be your only fan left). i will tune into your show on january 26 and each week after that and i will still think you are cool, even though you have as much musical talent as me.
ps -- during that performance i was wondering why i couldn't have a career similar to yours. sure there is no dignity involved, but i've always wanted to sing and perform. since i was tiny. i'd do it.
ashlee, i'll die my hair black, don ugly clothes, and no one will even know the difference.
1: i really think you are a pretty girl, but mannnn you looked awful on tuesday.
2: if you learned to dance really well (ie britney) we could excuse you for lipsyncing.
3: you poor girl. we really could be friends. i was super excited about going to see you in la, but you actually HURT my ears on tuesday. (regardless, i hate it when people boo. it's not like you don't realize your voice is awful, there is no need to rub it in. it is plain rude.)
that said, your version of "lala" was pretty horendous. props though for actually changing the song so that it wasn't straight off the album. that is a rarity in pop. (and yes, you are pop.)
regardless, i love you and we can still be friends (i might be your only fan left). i will tune into your show on january 26 and each week after that and i will still think you are cool, even though you have as much musical talent as me.
ps -- during that performance i was wondering why i couldn't have a career similar to yours. sure there is no dignity involved, but i've always wanted to sing and perform. since i was tiny. i'd do it.
ashlee, i'll die my hair black, don ugly clothes, and no one will even know the difference.