Wow! Someone that understands my philosophy on Life and Second Life:
Get a First Life. I love the little pirate kid wielding the knife and wearing the Target bandana. I wonder if I can go to work like this.
This is a great parody of Second Life. Clicking on the google related links, there's oddly an ad for an exercise bike you can ride while exploring Second Life. The irony is that you could buy a bike cheaper to explore the first one.