Darwin Awards
Dear people who drive with their headlights off in the rain.
If you're not a Florida resident you may not know that our typical rain resembles hurricane rain and it happens daily.
For an hour or 2 every day it pours, and pours and then is sunny again. But there seems to be a larger group of people who don't turn on their lights when it rains.
First i really don't give a rats ass that its illegal. That whole anarchist part of me really couldn't use the "its illegal" argument with much success. However. Its fucking raining, vision impaired people are driving half ton chunks of steal and death....and people don't want to give others the heads up to..you know, not slam into them at high speed.
So if you're a giant douche and deserve to die...please, don't turn your lights on. But if you decide to hit me, i'm taking you for everything you're worth...assholes.
So please...when its raining, turn on the fucking lights.
If you're not a Florida resident you may not know that our typical rain resembles hurricane rain and it happens daily.
For an hour or 2 every day it pours, and pours and then is sunny again. But there seems to be a larger group of people who don't turn on their lights when it rains.
First i really don't give a rats ass that its illegal. That whole anarchist part of me really couldn't use the "its illegal" argument with much success. However. Its fucking raining, vision impaired people are driving half ton chunks of steal and death....and people don't want to give others the heads up to..you know, not slam into them at high speed.
So if you're a giant douche and deserve to die...please, don't turn your lights on. But if you decide to hit me, i'm taking you for everything you're worth...assholes.
So please...when its raining, turn on the fucking lights.