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Who: finnforthewin & fabraymazing
What: Leading up to the night Drizzle is made.
When: Afternoon.
Where: Finn's house.
Rating: PG-13, for now.
Key information: Blue text is written by Mike, pink text is edits by Abby so she can pretend she's witty.
{This is set in the 1912, be sure to read this in black and white and it's grainy and sort of slow-motiony, too}
Finn Hudson could remember the first time he ever glimpsed the ship, it was the most marvelous thing he had seen in his life (well until her, of course). Standing on the dock, it seemingly went on forever in both directions; it was quite massive and big, and also shiny. He could remember clear as day the gold paint the gold paint clear as day (GRAMMAR POLICE), bright and dazzling letters reveling to him the liner’s name: RMS Titanic.
Once he got on the ship - he snuck on by the way (something Quinn would find secretly hot) - he headed towards his room but then he bumped into this beautiful blonde girl who looked very beautiful in the hall lighting (which was grayish because it’s 1912; it also may have been candlelight, who knows? Why can't 1912 get with the program?!).
“Sorry about that.” Finn said with sorry in his voice. “I didn’t mean to bump into you because I’m not a mean person.”
“Well, I am a mean person, so get out of my way.” The pretty blonde said prettily, her voice a product of the angels themselves. THE ANGELS THEMSELVES.
Finn knew he was in love as he damn well should have.
“My name is Finn.” He said, getting out of her way but following behind.
The girl looked at him. “My name is Quinn, our names match so you can be my cruise ship boyfriend. But only on the ship, we‘re breaking up before we dock because I'm totally seeing this guy in New York. His name is Darren Criss.”
“That sucks but okay. I have a girlfriend anyway AND HER NAME IS KIRSTEN BELL"
They went to go get some food which Quinn didn't eat because she had to maintain her bitchin' body.
~*~*~~*~*~
The next day they met a lot of people.
There was this tiny jewish girl who could sing really good (who was also super annoying) and hit a perfect pitch scream after being tossed overboard (by Quinn Fabray). They met these two cute girls in dresses (later Finn found out their names were Mercedes and Kurt, and Quinn proceeded to share fashion tips with them and got the scoop on all the latest bustiers and petticoats). They also met the coolest person ever -insert your character’s name here- and the stupidest person ever -insert your character’s name here-.
It was an eventful morning.
~*~*~~*~*~
“This isn’t a good idea.” Quinn told Finn as they were lurking in the place in the boat where they keep cars.
“No, this is a good idea, don’t worry.” He reassured her.
“Oh okay.” She felt reassured as they made it to the couch that was down there for some reason.
“Hey do you want me to draw you?”
“Okay.”
“Naked?” Finn asked hopeful.
“What? No because I don’t do stuff like that because I love Jesus and also Darren Criss.”
Just then Finn got a letter from his best friend Puck which said: “My dearest friend, if you want to bed your fair lady, you must inform her that she is gaining weight regardless of the truth and then get her drunk on whatever the 1912 equivalent of wine coolers is.”
Finn nodded before looking back to Quinn. “Hey Quinn, you’re fat.”
“Why would you say something so mean.” She cried.
“To get you naked.”
“Oh, cool.” And then Quinn got naked like a boss.
After Finn drew Quinn naked with his new color pencil set (it only had black, white, and gray because it was 1912), they had sex but Quinn didn't know but but now she was cruise shipping for two.
~*~*~~*~*~
After hanging out with Leo Dicaprio and playing go fish, Finn took Quinn to his bedroom which was actually a boiler room.
“I’m so hot right now.” Quinn bitched for good reason because sweat is not a good look.
“Yeah, you are!” Finn agreed.
Quinn shook her head. “You’re dumb but I like that, it’s cute. I think I love you.”
“I love you too. Forever.”
~*~*~~*~*~
One day later, the ship sank and Finn died because there wasn't enough room on the piece of wreckage for Quinn's fat ass, Finn and Jesus and also she needed to go see Darren Criss.
What: Leading up to the night Drizzle is made.
When: Afternoon.
Where: Finn's house.
Rating: PG-13, for now.
Key information: Blue text is written by Mike, pink text is edits by Abby so she can pretend she's witty.
{This is set in the 1912, be sure to read this in black and white and it's grainy and sort of slow-motiony, too}
Finn Hudson could remember the first time he ever glimpsed the ship, it was the most marvelous thing he had seen in his life (well until her, of course). Standing on the dock, it seemingly went on forever in both directions; it was quite massive and big, and also shiny. He could remember clear as day the gold paint the gold paint clear as day (GRAMMAR POLICE), bright and dazzling letters reveling to him the liner’s name: RMS Titanic.
Once he got on the ship - he snuck on by the way (something Quinn would find secretly hot) - he headed towards his room but then he bumped into this beautiful blonde girl who looked very beautiful in the hall lighting (which was grayish because it’s 1912; it also may have been candlelight, who knows? Why can't 1912 get with the program?!).
“Sorry about that.” Finn said with sorry in his voice. “I didn’t mean to bump into you because I’m not a mean person.”
“Well, I am a mean person, so get out of my way.” The pretty blonde said prettily, her voice a product of the angels themselves. THE ANGELS THEMSELVES.
Finn knew he was in love as he damn well should have.
“My name is Finn.” He said, getting out of her way but following behind.
The girl looked at him. “My name is Quinn, our names match so you can be my cruise ship boyfriend. But only on the ship, we‘re breaking up before we dock because I'm totally seeing this guy in New York. His name is Darren Criss.”
“That sucks but okay. I have a girlfriend anyway AND HER NAME IS KIRSTEN BELL"
They went to go get some food which Quinn didn't eat because she had to maintain her bitchin' body.
~*~*~~*~*~
The next day they met a lot of people.
There was this tiny jewish girl who could sing really good (who was also super annoying) and hit a perfect pitch scream after being tossed overboard (by Quinn Fabray). They met these two cute girls in dresses (later Finn found out their names were Mercedes and Kurt, and Quinn proceeded to share fashion tips with them and got the scoop on all the latest bustiers and petticoats). They also met the coolest person ever -insert your character’s name here- and the stupidest person ever -insert your character’s name here-.
It was an eventful morning.
~*~*~~*~*~
“This isn’t a good idea.” Quinn told Finn as they were lurking in the place in the boat where they keep cars.
“No, this is a good idea, don’t worry.” He reassured her.
“Oh okay.” She felt reassured as they made it to the couch that was down there for some reason.
“Hey do you want me to draw you?”
“Okay.”
“Naked?” Finn asked hopeful.
“What? No because I don’t do stuff like that because I love Jesus and also Darren Criss.”
Just then Finn got a letter from his best friend Puck which said: “My dearest friend, if you want to bed your fair lady, you must inform her that she is gaining weight regardless of the truth and then get her drunk on whatever the 1912 equivalent of wine coolers is.”
Finn nodded before looking back to Quinn. “Hey Quinn, you’re fat.”
“Why would you say something so mean.” She cried.
“To get you naked.”
“Oh, cool.” And then Quinn got naked like a boss.
After Finn drew Quinn naked with his new color pencil set (it only had black, white, and gray because it was 1912), they had sex but Quinn didn't know but but now she was cruise shipping for two.
~*~*~~*~*~
After hanging out with Leo Dicaprio and playing go fish, Finn took Quinn to his bedroom which was actually a boiler room.
“I’m so hot right now.” Quinn bitched for good reason because sweat is not a good look.
“Yeah, you are!” Finn agreed.
Quinn shook her head. “You’re dumb but I like that, it’s cute. I think I love you.”
“I love you too. Forever.”
~*~*~~*~*~
One day later, the ship sank and Finn died because there wasn't enough room on the piece of wreckage for Quinn's fat ass, Finn and Jesus and also she needed to go see Darren Criss.