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So last Thursday was Nick's birthday. For the ones who don't know who Nick is, he is my best friend and can usually be found attached on my hip, oh he's also straight. So, I wanted to do something for him for his birthday. He was only turning 20 so it's not like I could take him out and get him drunk. So I decided I would take him out to eat (and pay for it) to his favorite restaurant Red Lobster and then take him to the strip club. Neither of us had ever been before. So my roommate Jeff came and ate with us then Brooke meet us at the restaurant when she got out of work. After that we all went to pick up Toni which is the new bi girl Nick is seeing. So then it's off to the strip club. Wow I enjoyed the strip club to much for being gay. lol. Well since it was Nick birthday he got to go up on the stage. So they called him up there, he layed down and all the strippers came and did their thing to him. Well for some reason Jeff was all about me getting a lap dance. I was really nervous but I said I would if he paid for it. So I picked a stripper and he paid her. Well she grabbed my hand and took off with me to one of the booths. She sat me down and said she would be right back that she had to go put the money in something....I don't know. She came back and told me her name and I told her mine....she was really nice. She was like is this your first one? I was like yes and I'm gay. She was like oh it's totally all right. lol. So she did her thing on me. I didn't really mind it...I did like it when she put her boobs in my face, but she never caused me to get a hard on so I guess I'm still gay. Anyway, it was a fun, new experience.