Crack!Fic: Don't Mention the Wookies
Author:
sheafrotherdonPairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not real, and not mine. Woe.
Summary: Rodney's up to something, and John's bound and determined to find out what the hell it is.
A/N: for
siriaeve because a) she's a bad influence too, b) there is apparently no limit to the pleasure we take in imagining Star Wars/SGA crossovers, c) she made me. Honest to god, thumb screws and everything ;).
On the morning of his birthday, John finally tracked Rodney down, cornered him outside the transporter on level three, and fixed him with the sort of glare he usually reserved for those he was about to shoot. In the gut. With pleasure.