Title: Vir (1/?)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ancient!John/Rodney McKay, Evan Lorne/Radek Zelenka
Warnings: #37 in the
Ancient!John 'Verse; everything thru "Doppleganger," and considers everything thru The Ark of Truth in SG-1 to have happened (i.e., everything but Continuum, which I consider to be post-SGA S4).
Summary: It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart.
Notes: Well... This chappie didn't turn out entirely as I'd planned.
"I sincerely doubt you meant to put us on a planet with man-sized killer snakes."