Title: Rodney McKay and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Size Queen
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Eh, up 'til the end of season 3.
Summary: Well, whatever, Sheppard. If Miko's chibis suddenly start sporting realistic crotches and not the psyche-scaring Ken doll mounds that they currently have, I will be forced to unleash a terrible fury the likes of which your hair will never recover from.
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