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Minivan Drivers, Goths, Rednecks
Circle I Limbo
The New York Yankees, NRA members, Hypocrites
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Fox News, Walmart
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Creationists, Scientologists, Evangelical Christians
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Republicans, Racists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Tom DeLay, Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bad parents that leave guns out without safeties on them, Priests that molest little children
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Osama bin Laden, George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell