I was in the mood for Chuck Norris facts, but then I remembered who's more badass than Chuck Norris.
I apologize.
THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION. ONLY A LIST OF ANIMALS EMILY PRENTISS ALLOWS TO LIVE.
EMILY PRENTISS CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR.
OUTER SPACE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT'S AFRAID TO BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS EMILY PRENTISS.
EMILY PRENTISS CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
EMILY PRENTISS DOESN'T WEAR A WATCH. SHE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS.
EMILY PRENTISS' CALENDAR GOES STRAIGHT FROM MARCH 31st TO APRIL 2nd. NOBODY FOOLS EMILY PRENTISS.
WHEN EMILY PRENTISS DOES PUSH-UPS, SHE'S NOT PUSHING HERSELF UP, SHE'S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
EMILY PRENTISS WAS WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT.
EMILY PRENTISS USES PEPPER SPRAY TO SPICE UP HER STEAKS.
EMILY PRENTISS IS THE REASON WALDO IS HIDING.
Okay, now that I've distracted you with Chuck Norris EMILY PRENTISS facts, I have a few words to say about The Cape:
Okay. Some shows are good. Some shows are so good, they redefine what television can be and reshape the media entertainment landscape. Then some shows are bad. And then... Then there are shows that are not content to be merely 'bad.' There are shows that plummet so far into the depths of badness that they discover that horribleness is cyclical, and find themselves coming right around to being good again.
And then there's The Cape.
Allow me to demonstrate with a chart:
I think... it circled around to So Bad It's Good at least twice, breaking free of the gravitational pull of the tv quality continuum, and zoomed off into space. I don't understand ;;
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EMILY PRENTISS STILL KICKS YOUR ASS.
I'm done now.
...Yes, I was reading Chuck Norris facts instead of writing. /slinks away to write more
THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION. ONLY A LIST OF ANIMALS EMILY PRENTISS ALLOWS TO LIVE.
EMILY PRENTISS CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR.
OUTER SPACE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT'S AFRAID TO BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS EMILY PRENTISS.
EMILY PRENTISS CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
EMILY PRENTISS DOESN'T WEAR A WATCH. SHE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS.
EMILY PRENTISS' CALENDAR GOES STRAIGHT FROM MARCH 31st TO APRIL 2nd. NOBODY FOOLS EMILY PRENTISS.
WHEN EMILY PRENTISS DOES PUSH-UPS, SHE'S NOT PUSHING HERSELF UP, SHE'S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
EMILY PRENTISS WAS WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT.
EMILY PRENTISS USES PEPPER SPRAY TO SPICE UP HER STEAKS.
EMILY PRENTISS IS THE REASON WALDO IS HIDING.
Okay, now that I've distracted you with Chuck Norris EMILY PRENTISS facts, I have a few words to say about The Cape:
Okay. Some shows are good. Some shows are so good, they redefine what television can be and reshape the media entertainment landscape. Then some shows are bad. And then... Then there are shows that are not content to be merely 'bad.' There are shows that plummet so far into the depths of badness that they discover that horribleness is cyclical, and find themselves coming right around to being good again.
And then there's The Cape.
Allow me to demonstrate with a chart:
I think... it circled around to So Bad It's Good at least twice, breaking free of the gravitational pull of the tv quality continuum, and zoomed off into space. I don't understand ;;
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EMILY PRENTISS STILL KICKS YOUR ASS.
I'm done now.
...Yes, I was reading Chuck Norris facts instead of writing. /slinks away to write more