Haiku on semen.
ON HEALTHY EATING
"Pineapple juice makes
your manjam taste like candy."
Turns out he was right.
ON GIFT GIVING
He said he wanted
to give me a pearl necklace.
Boy, was I naive!
ON DIRTY TALK
Semen is not a
sexy word, but then, neither
is "procreation."
ON UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
That one Hallowe'en,
they called me Siouxsie Cumshot,
but he never stopped.
He fell in love with
my costume. I don't know if
he knew the difference.
I can only hope
that the he I have now is
no puppetmaster.
I just want to give
the name "Siouxsie Cumshot" back--
maybe just be Ren.
The last four are alarmingly sad. This is what I wrote Thursday night when Jess, Dan's best friend, was sleeping over before we ALL had a weekend long sleepover at my house. Which was fun. but I figured maybe you guy might like to see.
"Pineapple juice makes
your manjam taste like candy."
Turns out he was right.
ON GIFT GIVING
He said he wanted
to give me a pearl necklace.
Boy, was I naive!
ON DIRTY TALK
Semen is not a
sexy word, but then, neither
is "procreation."
ON UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
That one Hallowe'en,
they called me Siouxsie Cumshot,
but he never stopped.
He fell in love with
my costume. I don't know if
he knew the difference.
I can only hope
that the he I have now is
no puppetmaster.
I just want to give
the name "Siouxsie Cumshot" back--
maybe just be Ren.
The last four are alarmingly sad. This is what I wrote Thursday night when Jess, Dan's best friend, was sleeping over before we ALL had a weekend long sleepover at my house. Which was fun. but I figured maybe you guy might like to see.