WOO A LONG ONE!
Here's my life for the past 6.5 days:
SATURDAY NIGHT: The state party was crazy. But in a good way crazy. Not all dramatic like last year with friggin Drew Moore and his roid rage, more like crazy farting crazy. But hilarious at the same time!!!
SUNDAY: The day that sh*t went down. I don't even understand half of it. But I'll try to explain:
I came home from the sleepover, pissed off and bitchy b/c I had stayed up for over 24 hours (from practice on Sat morning to Sun morning). Well my dad was like: hey look, now you can go to church with us. (according to my parentals,) instead of being the polite child that they think I am, and saying "Oh jee gosh jilly wiz, I'm so sorry Daddy, I have been up all night and I'd really appreciate it if I could stay home and work on my homework-- if that's alright with you of course." But no. Instead, I said, "NO I'M NOT GOING TO CHURCH I HAVE HOMEWORK."
Maybe I need to work on my people skills.
Anyways, I got yelled at, and still am reminded of not telling them to pick me up at the school after the meet, not telling my parents when I was leaving for the Kohtala's, and not telling them what time I was coming home. A whole load of BS if you ask me. I was doing them a favor by getting rides here and there, and I STILL GET YELLED AT. Oh, but this isn't the half of it.
So I worked on my freakin hw for like.. 4 hours straight. Then I end up falling asleep while reading Huck Finn (damn that book) at around 3:00 maybe? Well, I woke up at about 7:15 PM, and I totally fReAkEd out when I saw my alarm clock-- I thought I had over-slept and missed my ride. Scary experience. But I woke up to my loud neighbor talking extremely loud towards my mom. So I guessed that she wouldn't be over at my house at 7 AM. (I also tried to remember what I had ate for dinner, and that's when I realized I fell asleep while reading! Wow how the mind works!)
Turns out that my sister hit a kid over the head with a softball bat on accident. Supposedly the kid tried to take it away from her, so she pulled it back really fast and hit him in the head during the process. WELL, it turns out that the po po (haha I just had to say it!) the POLICE came to my house to question Kristy. But nothing else serious has happened so far.
Well I should probably take a step back for a moment and talk about that morning again. For some God only knows why reason, my parents told Kristy (yes, I happened to over hear them) "You and Kelly aren't allowed on the internet (until all your homework is done [and your rooms are clean]). And be sure to tell Kelly." Well techinically, she never told me. And they never told me to my face either. SO I COULD HAVE JUST LIED! Geez being a goody goody sucks sometimes.
So after the po po done left my crib (lol) I went online to read SparkNotes on Huck Finn b/c I'm too lazy to read it myself. In the process, I signed on AIM for 3 minutes: I read 4 ppl's profiles and added some letters to mine. Well, my parents caught me online, and said, "We can't trust you anymore." (OVER GETTING ONLINE! My hw was done except HF anyways!) and "How do we know that you didn't do anything at the party?"
OMFG.
My parents think that's I'm a whore. ME! Kelly McGee! Kelly McGee- the girl that has never had a bf, never been kissed, and is, and will probably always, remain a virgin. Heck, i've never seen a penis except on babies when I change diapers! And even then I close my eyes! And they're calling ME a slut?!?!
Yeah well I was kicked off the computer for 6 days, while my sister, who caused the AUTHORITIES to come to my house, just had to clean the bathroom. Getting online vs. breaking the law. Hmmm.... >:-0
Give me a sec to think about Monday.
OH YEAH. URGH. I went to the eye doctor (optomitrist?) and found out that I need glasses to see the board. I'm totally nearsighted in my right eye, but my left eye is perfect. Damn ojos. And the woman was trying to help me with glasses, and I was thinking, "I'VE NEVER HAD GLASSES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOOKS GOOD OR NOT!" I'm already enough of a dork, and now I have to wear GLASSES?!?!?!
Tuesday: I think I did good this day at practice. No wait. I didn't. My knee started hurting, and I had to do breaststroke pull w/ butterfly kick the WHOLE time (w/ fins). But on the 2x75's kick for time, I pulled instead, and ended up dropping 4 seconds from the 1st to the 2nd 75 woo!
Wednesday: Had one of the worst practices ever. I just wanted to get out and go home, it wasn't worth it, swimming and wasting my time when I could had been doing chemistry hw. I was yawning during practice, so sleepy! Stupid me. And I stayed up late finishing chemistry, and trying to read Huck Finn, but I fell asleep AGAIN.
Thursday morning about 5:30: My mom comes in my room, messing around with my alarm clock. I tried to ignore her, but she SO waked me up. So I rolled over and said, "WHAT are you DOING?" Hello? It's 5:30, I don't wake up for another 45 minutes!
"Look outside."
"Your're shitting me."
LMAO! Yes I did cuss at my mom. Haha be proud of Kelly! So yeah it snowed. I wasn't expecting it at all! I told myself not to even think about getting my hopes up for snow, and wouldn't you know! haha So I went back to bed and woke up again around 7:30-- I had to get out there and play in the snow before my stupid neighbors messed it up. They had already started sleading down my hill. Now it's all muddy. urgh.
OMG this is off topic, but now there are SWOOPS, chocolate in the shape of a Pringle. Wow, someone in the inventions department must've been pretty desparate.
School was canceled, and I STILL ended up staying up late reading damn Huck Finn, didn't finish too! Turns out, my mom was trying to turn off my alarm clock. But today I woke up and was thinking, DAMNIT, when I saw the clear roads outside. BLAH.
But HOW WEIRD IS THE WEATHER?!? One second it's 65, then it's 45, then it's snowing, and now it'll be 65 again tomorrow. Next thing you know, it'll be raining men (har har! the song's on tv right now :-) Speaking of men...
WHO WEARS RED DRAG SUITS?!?! Change back to black PLEASE! lolol
And at last, today!: Ummm practice sucked again! Nadia is freakin fast. Como se dice "FREAKIN FAST" en espanol? haha if I ask her that I think she'd slap me.
Okay that's it for now! Watch PBS tonight @ 11! CHHS boys state champs!
SATURDAY NIGHT: The state party was crazy. But in a good way crazy. Not all dramatic like last year with friggin Drew Moore and his roid rage, more like crazy farting crazy. But hilarious at the same time!!!
SUNDAY: The day that sh*t went down. I don't even understand half of it. But I'll try to explain:
I came home from the sleepover, pissed off and bitchy b/c I had stayed up for over 24 hours (from practice on Sat morning to Sun morning). Well my dad was like: hey look, now you can go to church with us. (according to my parentals,) instead of being the polite child that they think I am, and saying "Oh jee gosh jilly wiz, I'm so sorry Daddy, I have been up all night and I'd really appreciate it if I could stay home and work on my homework-- if that's alright with you of course." But no. Instead, I said, "NO I'M NOT GOING TO CHURCH I HAVE HOMEWORK."
Maybe I need to work on my people skills.
Anyways, I got yelled at, and still am reminded of not telling them to pick me up at the school after the meet, not telling my parents when I was leaving for the Kohtala's, and not telling them what time I was coming home. A whole load of BS if you ask me. I was doing them a favor by getting rides here and there, and I STILL GET YELLED AT. Oh, but this isn't the half of it.
So I worked on my freakin hw for like.. 4 hours straight. Then I end up falling asleep while reading Huck Finn (damn that book) at around 3:00 maybe? Well, I woke up at about 7:15 PM, and I totally fReAkEd out when I saw my alarm clock-- I thought I had over-slept and missed my ride. Scary experience. But I woke up to my loud neighbor talking extremely loud towards my mom. So I guessed that she wouldn't be over at my house at 7 AM. (I also tried to remember what I had ate for dinner, and that's when I realized I fell asleep while reading! Wow how the mind works!)
Turns out that my sister hit a kid over the head with a softball bat on accident. Supposedly the kid tried to take it away from her, so she pulled it back really fast and hit him in the head during the process. WELL, it turns out that the po po (haha I just had to say it!) the POLICE came to my house to question Kristy. But nothing else serious has happened so far.
Well I should probably take a step back for a moment and talk about that morning again. For some God only knows why reason, my parents told Kristy (yes, I happened to over hear them) "You and Kelly aren't allowed on the internet (until all your homework is done [and your rooms are clean]). And be sure to tell Kelly." Well techinically, she never told me. And they never told me to my face either. SO I COULD HAVE JUST LIED! Geez being a goody goody sucks sometimes.
So after the po po done left my crib (lol) I went online to read SparkNotes on Huck Finn b/c I'm too lazy to read it myself. In the process, I signed on AIM for 3 minutes: I read 4 ppl's profiles and added some letters to mine. Well, my parents caught me online, and said, "We can't trust you anymore." (OVER GETTING ONLINE! My hw was done except HF anyways!) and "How do we know that you didn't do anything at the party?"
OMFG.
My parents think that's I'm a whore. ME! Kelly McGee! Kelly McGee- the girl that has never had a bf, never been kissed, and is, and will probably always, remain a virgin. Heck, i've never seen a penis except on babies when I change diapers! And even then I close my eyes! And they're calling ME a slut?!?!
Yeah well I was kicked off the computer for 6 days, while my sister, who caused the AUTHORITIES to come to my house, just had to clean the bathroom. Getting online vs. breaking the law. Hmmm.... >:-0
Give me a sec to think about Monday.
OH YEAH. URGH. I went to the eye doctor (optomitrist?) and found out that I need glasses to see the board. I'm totally nearsighted in my right eye, but my left eye is perfect. Damn ojos. And the woman was trying to help me with glasses, and I was thinking, "I'VE NEVER HAD GLASSES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOOKS GOOD OR NOT!" I'm already enough of a dork, and now I have to wear GLASSES?!?!?!
Tuesday: I think I did good this day at practice. No wait. I didn't. My knee started hurting, and I had to do breaststroke pull w/ butterfly kick the WHOLE time (w/ fins). But on the 2x75's kick for time, I pulled instead, and ended up dropping 4 seconds from the 1st to the 2nd 75 woo!
Wednesday: Had one of the worst practices ever. I just wanted to get out and go home, it wasn't worth it, swimming and wasting my time when I could had been doing chemistry hw. I was yawning during practice, so sleepy! Stupid me. And I stayed up late finishing chemistry, and trying to read Huck Finn, but I fell asleep AGAIN.
Thursday morning about 5:30: My mom comes in my room, messing around with my alarm clock. I tried to ignore her, but she SO waked me up. So I rolled over and said, "WHAT are you DOING?" Hello? It's 5:30, I don't wake up for another 45 minutes!
"Look outside."
"Your're shitting me."
LMAO! Yes I did cuss at my mom. Haha be proud of Kelly! So yeah it snowed. I wasn't expecting it at all! I told myself not to even think about getting my hopes up for snow, and wouldn't you know! haha So I went back to bed and woke up again around 7:30-- I had to get out there and play in the snow before my stupid neighbors messed it up. They had already started sleading down my hill. Now it's all muddy. urgh.
OMG this is off topic, but now there are SWOOPS, chocolate in the shape of a Pringle. Wow, someone in the inventions department must've been pretty desparate.
School was canceled, and I STILL ended up staying up late reading damn Huck Finn, didn't finish too! Turns out, my mom was trying to turn off my alarm clock. But today I woke up and was thinking, DAMNIT, when I saw the clear roads outside. BLAH.
But HOW WEIRD IS THE WEATHER?!? One second it's 65, then it's 45, then it's snowing, and now it'll be 65 again tomorrow. Next thing you know, it'll be raining men (har har! the song's on tv right now :-) Speaking of men...
WHO WEARS RED DRAG SUITS?!?! Change back to black PLEASE! lolol
And at last, today!: Ummm practice sucked again! Nadia is freakin fast. Como se dice "FREAKIN FAST" en espanol? haha if I ask her that I think she'd slap me.
Okay that's it for now! Watch PBS tonight @ 11! CHHS boys state champs!